Hint of Floral (Little Shorts)

Swish Embassy Slutty Little Shorts

Short shorts. Long story.

The Swish Embassy Slutty Little Shorts are our retro-cut beach shorts with a loose, breezy fit and a gloriously abbreviated length. They’re made for pool decks, beach days, resort trouble, Pride weekends, and anyone who believes shorts should show up, show thigh, and then get out of the way.

These are intentionally very short, with an approximately 3" inseam for a true high-thigh short-short fit. Think vintage athletic energy, beachside chaos, and just enough coverage to keep things technically civilized.

The fit is relaxed through the body, so they feel loose and easy instead of clingy. Wear them over swim briefs, pair them with a tank, or let a jockstrap do a little tasteful supporting work underneath. We’re not here to judge. We’re here to accessorize the lifestyle.

Why You’ll Love Them

• Approx. 3" inseam for a true high-thigh short-short fit
• Super short retro cut with a vintage beachwear silhouette
• Loose, relaxed fit that keeps them breezy instead of clingy
• Lightweight fabric for beach days, pool hangs, festivals, vacations, and lounging dramatically
• Great for showing leg while still feeling like an easy beach short
• Made on demand to reduce waste and keep things special

Product Details

• Fabric: 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight: 130 g/m²
• Fit: Regular fit with a loose, relaxed feel
• Style: Super short beach shorts
• Inseam: Approximately 3"
• Fabric note: Listed by the manufacturer as nonelastic
• Thread color: Black or white, automatically selected based on the design

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean

Please note: Each pair is made on demand. Slight differences between the finished product and the mockup may occur, including small variations in color, print placement, and positioning.